FEZ Time!
An attempt at a successful Independence day is favorable to a bad injury such as the one I experienced in 2002, a bottle rocket shot in my foot, amongst other things. In any fireworks situation , it is recommended to attempt to stay smart(or stupid, hahahahahaha), aka, don't kill yourself.
A common result of neglagence is shown in the background. Now then, a rule will supply safety to your booms and bangs,
Don't be stupid, or you will get messed-up!

Now, since the stupid public FEZ announcement is finished, lets get to the real point of this time user.
In the following, I will describe fireworks, show statistics, and an idea that might be used to keep fireworks around in the future, so that we can share explosions with our kids. The excitment caused by explosions is commonly celebrated by many of us, so what makes us like fireworks so much?
The answer given by many, explosions are big, shiney, and go boom.
Those of you who laugh at this, are perfectly normal, however, this may not be far from the truth, I mean, think of why you like fireworks, or why you hate them (please don't).
The fact that fireworks demonstrate power, are beautiful, and have fire, are mere extensions of what is stated above, and are probably the inspiration of all fireworks around today.
Many fireworks goers have complained about safety, and they have that right, however, at the current rate of law passing in the United States, fireworks will be completely outlawed by year 2200. Imagine at world without big explosions for our mere amusement, I mean, why don't they just make us buy safety gear, or something.
I personally find the laws oppressing foreworks dissapointing at best, and think that we should be smarter than that, just for a statistic, a simple shield made of plastic covering the face and torso, with extensions for the arms and legs, would easily prevent almost all of the injuries caused by fireworks, and if you get hurt then, it would be because of home-made fireworks or you, as stated above, are stupid, or by a slim chance, unlucky.
To show how stupid some of these laws are, I will demolish their support.
1. Shure sparklers burn at a temperature hot enough to melt gold, but are you going to touch the sparkler? No, or I hope not, besides, gloves are exsistant.
2. Do bottle rockets fly at 200 mph, yes, do they fly at you, NO, if they do, well, how about a shield?

With these annoying facts out of the way, I wish to point out that everyone who has a problem with my solution should tell me about your problem, if not, think of me when you are using water dynamite on weeds, and remember that the safety factor is largely debated, and the population is not focusing on the right facts of fireworks.
I will supply the facts of fireworks in the following to show why we should, or shouldn't have them around, an unbiast look at facts and figures,

bottle rockets account for 80% of fireworks injuries, however, this is because of a game created by stupid people called a bottle rocket war.

In recent times, 9 states completely outlaw fireworks, and you know what I have to say about that.

50 mg of gunpower is the maximum a firework can have, why, you should be far enough away to be safe for about 80 mg if you are not neglagent.

Home-made fireworks account for 3% of fireworks injuries, like I said, morons.

Many forest fires are the result of fireworks. That tends to happen if you light them in the forest, or near one...morons

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